BECK ON BEANS: Death Wish Coffee
Death Wish Coffee SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!! Theydies and Gentlethems! For ONE day only.... ONE. DAY. ONLY. Witness the power, the reckless application of heat, the untamed caffeination of .... #BECK versus DEATH WISH COFFEEEEEEEEE!! *Michael Bay style drumsplosion* That’s right! For ONE DAY ONLY, #BeckThinks takes on the coffee that is so metal, it comes in a plastic effin KCup. *electric guitar sound effect* 🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻 You should only miss this punishing review if you’re dead or in jail and if you’re in jail, IT’S BECAUSE YOU DON’T DRINK DEATH WISH COFFEEEEEEEE!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 *indistinctive gutteral roaring noises* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 (Okay. You get it. Professional arena announcer, metal band, yadayada haha. You definitely won’t go to jail because you don’t drink this coffee. Juuuuust to clarify.) Fragrance: Just when you think it’s safe to ease into your day, Death W...